Let's try to get caught up on some paperwork. This city needs my help. You guys have no memory of me shooting myself in the head, do you? Do you think I'm a fool?! Now, General Disarray! In order to save the Earth, this little butthole had to be stopped. Are my friends downstairs in the secret base? South Park. "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" is the thirteenth episode of the fourteenth season and the 208th overall episode of Comedy Central's series South Park. You must now harness and focus your power, Gok'Zarah. I cannot stand here and make idle conversation any longer. The dark and evil Cthulhu is bringing his angry wrath down upon the Burning Man Festival, Tom. We'll get right on it, Mysterion. 03/31/2010. We worshiped and prayed to Cthulhu, went to all the cult meetings, but life is still totally freaking gay. Tom, it appears that Bruce Vilanch has arrived on the scene wearing a rat costume. I know you're askin' me to stay Perhaps we should make more lemon bars to raise money for people in need. NO! With Minty coolness he hurried back home! Actually it belongs to General Disarray's grandma, um but she lets us use it. Mysterion • In South Park: The Fractured but Whole, players will delve into the crime-ridden underbelly of South Park with Coon and Friends. I want him gone just as much as you do! You are from that planet, Gok'Zarah. You cannot know. J-Justin Bieber and most of his fans have just been massacred. Full Episodes. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Coon/Script?oldid=410813. As long as my identity is a mystery, this will just happen again and again. Alright Coon and Friends, what good deed should we do next? Yeah cool let's talk about where our powers come from. Full Episodes. Uh, he was dressed mostly in black with a kind of... cloak. The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster. I did not make this video all credit goes to the creators of South Park. 03/18/2009. That's cool, I understand. There are superhumans fighting right over there! I die over. Mysterion and Professor Chaos are fighting! Well I, I think he's kind of a symbol for the town, you know? I did not make this video all credit goes to the creators of South Park. There's a big bucket with Butters' poop in here, and there's nothing to eat! 22:00. South Park S13 E2. You're being a copycat! 01:02. I mean, a-aren't you a good guy? So long, Justin Bieber, you little douchebag! It's not a cool costume! Mintberry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants! I've... been here before. Why can't Old Ones die? I think I'm gonna go to bed. The thirteenth season of South Park, an American animated television comedy series, originally aired in the United States on Comedy Central between March 11 and November 18, 2009. Aren't you that little boy who had his ginger pride rally and his AIDS benefit here, before? Should I write a song about how I should have stayed in my room? Aww jeez General Disarray, this is a lot more than I ever really intended. Free Episodes. Their superpowers morphed somehow, turning them into... supervillains. I need to know what happened to my parents. Wow, can you believe it Kenny? Curious crowds in the town of South Park, Colorado. That was great teamwork, Mysterion. How utterly delightful! Home. It was written by a mad prince who knew of the nightmare city of R'Lyeh, which fell from the stars and exists beneath the sea. No, because it's for the greater good, like when Superman teamed up with Lex Luthor! You just gave yourself away, Craig! Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated, Tom, but the dark lord is wreaking havoc everywhere and-. Maybe I can find the reason for my powers too. Take the kid to jail. I'm tired, guys. It originally aired on November 10, 2010; and was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Now, come on, which one of you guys is it?! You don't know who I am! South Park S14 E3. Oh yeah, I think it's around here somewhere. I know it's you, Kyle. It fuckin' hurts! All right, now, we've taken out most of the synagogues, destroyed San Francisco, sent my friends into a dark oblivion, and so our next order of business will be Burning Man. Mintberry Crunch is here to help you with these black cultists! Oh right. The 185th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 1, 2009. Say "Please please please don't go away." My identity must remain a secret. A shot of a newspaper, the South Park Herald. Kill me before I kill you! I got boned! Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. Babig baibig woo woo, Bay-wooo [Cthulhu reaches down and grabs him off the stage] Wooooo-ooo-oo! Cartman, if you team up with the most evil thing in the universe, then clearly you are the bad guy! Only you, Kyle, would be a buzzkill, and try to steal my thunder! Watch Episode, South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season. The power given to you comes from a planet far away. The Coon's costume can be found in Cartman's closet, unused. The impossible has happened. Murphy I want you to-. Oh my bad. But you guys, what should I do? What about...? Hahahahahahahahaaa... Look what the cat dragged in. And, in another dimension. You have an entire wall dedicated to Mysterion? And the guy at the movie theater is harassing Mexicans again. I know how we can put an end to Mysterion once and for all. Aw nonononono, I am the symbol this town needs! You heard of the Coon and now you're being a copycat. I didn't call you to fight, Chaos! He promised everything would change if we worshiped him, but we're still sitting here smoking cigarettes like before. Don't let the city's peacefulness fool you, commissioner! Coon kicks him in the balls and leaps at him, and grins. You, you... butthole! Yeah, took me real long to figure it out! Yes, that's totally understandable. That's fucking retarded! There was another rapist in the park tonight. Full Episodes. Home. The Necronomicon is an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them. Oh, hello sweetie. Wait, Mintberry Crunch ya you might not wanna go-. Though Cartman tries to raise awareness about The Coon through word of mouth, nobody pays much attention to the Coon's efforts. Mint-Berry Crunch moves to intervene while Coon continues to rake Mosquito across the face. "You Have 0 Friends" is the fourth episode of the 14th season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 199th episode of the series overall. Huhey, can I see the double rainbow, fellas? Yeah huh! Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … If you don't make good on your threats, Chaos, then what good. Nono. I knew it was you! Eric Cartman (The Coon) Stan Marsh (Toolshed) Token Black (Tupperware) Butters Stotch (Professor Chaos) Timmy Burch (Iron Maiden) Bradley Biggle (Mint-Berry Crunch) Clyde Donovan (Mosquito) Kyle Broflovski (The Human Kite) Kenny McCormick (Mysterion) The Goth Kids Justin Bieber Liane Cartman Stuart McCormick Carol McCormick Mrs. Biggle Alien Man Man 1 Man 2 Reporter Reporter 2 Story … Thank you. If you show your identity we'll be forced to arrest you for being a vigilante! Seeing the disaster on Coon-Vision, the Coon immediately called together his trusty Coon Friends. You just wanted to frame and blackmail people, then you beat up Clyde and Bradley for no reason! Mayb-ay, Use your power, son. I wanna know where my powers come from. I reached the Gulf of Mexico in no time, and with all my strength, I dragged Cthulhu back to the depths from whence he came! Double rainbow, you guys. You should fuck off, that's what you should do. Gather around, believers in good, and listen to the newest installment of The Coon. Then it's back down to fill up the hole created by the BP Oil Company, returning home only momentarily to flip off my fat sister. Hey Coon w-we aren't actually gonna blo- blow up anything, are we? Your evil-doing days are over, Mosquito! Cthulhu and other beings are from this city, but for years cultists have tried to bring them into our world. I thought that when Cthulhu rose from the dead all was gonna be darkness and pain. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of "Mysterion" and challenges the Coon's place as a "symbol" for the town. What we need to do is talk to people in that cult! Only you would think of a name that dumb! The 184th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 25, 2009 as an Easter special. I have to know what I am! The heroic and mighty Coon. Should I admit I made mistakes? Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair. We will now show you our secret headquarters of DOOM. All those times you stopped me from my acts of evil! Copycat? You will listen to me! He then proceeds to activate and enter his time machine (which just turns out to be his bedroom closet) to head back to the past to try an… You know, you're a little scrotum-licker dude! Won't be long before the next villain comes along and threatens violence unless you take off your mask. Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened? The Coon's quotes largely revolve around his superhero persona; he often makes references to his animal namesakeand refers himself in the third person. The only thing that can destroy an immortal... is another immortal. I assume you must be Cartman, because you're fat. Extras • Your true name is Gok'Zarah. "Margaritaville" is the third episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. I want to... help you... get rid of Mysterion! Would you... mind very much if I kissed you? "Eat, Pray, Queef" is the fourth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge. 'Member I even said it before! Clearly something is wrong with me. Mysterion's true identity is revealed. Tonight an incredible story of an unknown child in South Park who has taken to the streets in an effort to fight crime. Directed by Trey Parker. Well, wait! You've been to the nightmare city of R'Lyeh? And now you're more grounded, young man! The clock is ticking and the citizens of South Park are gripped in fear. I give up! I'll sue you! You are correct, Human Kike! What should I do? Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular. It is for that reason you have a power that normal humans do not have. ... Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. All the time! 02:12. Professor Chaos • Great. What should I do, Ma? It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter. Mintberry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister! Some headlines are: "Crime Rate Up," "No End In Sight!!" Yes, Coon and Friends are happy to help. The Coon Captain Diabetes Human Kite Mosquito Fastpass Randy Marsh DJ Hippo Classi Spontaneous Bootay Brad and Roger Strippers Blaze Morgan Freeman Buca De Faggoncini Chef Chefs Peppermint Hippo bouncer Italian Mafia Liane Cartman Bill Keegan Midget Wearing a Bikini Harrison Yates Tommy Turner Towelie Note: Respective script dialogues for Towelie are only triggered when the player has … "The Ring" is the thirteenth season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. I'm going around making the world a better place! I will show you what we know about Mysterion's identity, but if this is some kind of setup-. Look, maybe we should just a place to hid and wait for help. Coon vs. Coon and Friends (s14e13) Video Games South Park: Tenorman's Revenge. you mean every word you say "Faith", South Park: The Complete Fourteenth Season. As the Coon explained how the disaster could be stopped, something terrible happened. I will show my face. A, a symbol that everyone who's sick of crime can uh can rally behind. Not jump out the window and fly to New Orleans? The Coon is then later seen scrolling through a book, reading the story about a king that unified two factions at war over a powerful stick. General Disarray • I thought at least school would be canceled. Not this time, Coon! Dude, I'm seriously! Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. T-shirt I gave you? No you're right. Well I'm sorry but you're under arrest. Aaah, a m m Mysterion, I b-, I beg you, I mean ah, judahadahada... Why are you doing this?! It all began when the BP Oil Company drilled into the ocean floor and ripped open a hole into another dimension. The Coon signals his fellow heroes to discuss the disaster. Yes they are, but you were supposed to be grounded in your room! Special Attack - can hop/climb up tall pipes and ledges. 03/31/2010. Well you cannot know my true identity either. All those times you tricked me into meeting you, and then ga- and then gave me titty-twisters! We all wanna go home, Clyde. He jumped down from the fire escape stairs, and then he just ran off. ... while swollen balls take South Park by storm. Women Love Huge Balls? Berries that have the power to fuel nearly anything. If you are seeing this message, then it must be dark times. Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened! The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. Go away Cartman. Alright, things are pretty quiet out there, boys. Listen to me! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I returned them to their world encased in a protective berry bubble. It's my theory she might have a lesbian lover who's holding her leash. Knock it off! I try to do good stuff and nobody even notices! Uhget the Coon a Sprite, General Disarray. But superheroes know that sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the greater good. Just let your little brother play with your friends, sweetie. We barely got a look at him. That's what I did, Mom! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Uh, using our photos we are tryin' to pinpoint Mysterion's identity. Alright, you guys hide as long as you can. [enters the house] It has to end. I was bitten by a radioactive mosquito! You don't care about stopping crime, you're just doing this... 'cause you hate me, Kyle! Necronomicon • This is inhumane! But our two worlds collided and soon, mint and berry were one. Can't help but think-, [grabbing his crotch constantly, and singing badly off-key] Babih babih babih oooo! Come back! I really, really can't die! And you must have many questions. The city needs my help. The power of mint and berries yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch. I don't think we're gonna last very long out here. This freaking sucks! No, he's too fat. Fireworks are illegal in Colorado, you asshole! South Park is safe. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first. Hey, I just want to say that the Airport Hilton really appreciates your continued business. Don't do it, Mysterion! He's merely a small piece of Coon and Friends, who will continue to fight for good and justice. Dude, seriously? Go on! Not that supervillains like you guys could ever see a double rainbow! I was in a car accident, then put back together with Tupperware parts. The Coon is a playable characters in the XBLA game, South Park: Tenorman's Revenge, if one is playing as Cartman. He's going to help me get rid of you guys so together we can make the world a better place! Let me out! If this works. So that the next terrorist can threaten South Park if he doesn't unmask himself?! Based on his body type it's gotta be someone like Stan or Kyle. Should I say I've done this before? South Park: The Stick of Truth. Mysterion, beloved protector of the city, is dead. The camera zooms out to reveal the newspaper lying on the street, hanging over the curb. Account. S14 • E2. Whowell I b- Well I b- ah I just would jes one nigh-, and then the Coon saw it up and I wa able to, and was able to. There's some graffiti on the bridge again. For you! What news do you have? But then what exactly is your superpower? N- I'm the good guy, Chaos. Oh, Mysterion, thank God you've come. There are innocents to protect. That's what I'm supposed to say! What do you mean "continued"? You don't see 'em often, but there's one outside right now. Okay sorry sorry! Even though I started it and the secret base is in my house. Your mother and I sent you as far away as we could. Yeah? And shoot lasers out of his eyes. I thought we were workin' together. Since the threat was issued there has been no sign of Mysterion. You're not going anywhere for a long time! I might be Craig, and then again I might not be. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. Or, I could be wrong. There are still many more questions left unanswered. Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible-. And over! Please, I give up! I finally learned my lesson! This way! Here's that file on the Rodriguez case, detective. In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. If you have any idea about the true identity of Mysterion, please call the 9 News Hotline. To me it looked like Mysterion to me. This isn't your usual MO, Chaos! All of you shall now be dealt the swift hand of justice! No, Stan, I'm being serious! The 182nd overall episode of the series, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 11, 2009. Just set up a video camera. That kid was kind of a douchebag. It's my conscience, Mom! Who will save us now? Isn't that cool? You say I'm givin' you the blues. And of course the most common question asked is, just who is he? Oh. The Coon South Park, night. [Coon turns to his right and high-kicks Mospuito on the cheek. What should I do? Don't you think he knows that?! Okay on beverages, buffet items? Dude, everyone's trying to figure out who you are. Maybe, but with any luck I might find the reason for my powers. ...Ah I think we would remember you dying, dude. Yeah, but he's a fuckin' dick! Not our god. No! The season was headed by the series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who served as executive producers along with Anne Garefino. I'm actually relieved. “I am… THE COON.” Watch the full episodes of South Park here: http://southpark.cc.com/ The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch! Save Earth. Yeah. The Coon • I actually have a power that I actually want to know about! At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls. Just stop! "Dances with Smurfs" is the thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. I'm sorry! Two days ago an evil unknown terrorist threatened major consequences if Mysterion. I'm going to try to get you all out of here. He's lonely. I will, father. He also seems to like making fun on other allies, especially when Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski) or Call Girl (Wendy Testaburger), calling them inferior to himself. Unsurprisingly, most of the superheroes point out that Mitch Conner, the eventual main villain of the ga… Why is Cartman crossed out? Needless to say, when the mint hunters of Kogenrah got word of them, our fate was already sealed, Gok'Zarah. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. But you really wanna blow up a hospital? With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart. 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